Joke of the day, (Conversation Between a Rat and Man)

Conversation Between a Rat and Man Rat: (with tiny voice) Hello Man: Hello, Who am I speaking with? Rat: Na Mr. John be dis abi? Man: Yes you are speaking with Mr. John, who is this please? Rat: So you no recognise my voice abi? Na me your Room Mate Man: You say what? Rat: Your Room Mate Rat. I dey your Room now. Man: I beg your pardon? Rat: Which yeye beg you dey beg. I never chop

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